"Once the ball leaves your hand what happens next is out of your control.
... to pitch an amazing game...[is] a feeling you'll gladly endure a season of hell to experience."
- Dick Hayhurst, "Bullpen Gospels"
It's hard for the fan to properly appreciate the feat of endurance that the achievement of "the show" represents. Although playing 150 games, not least with the travel that implies, represents quite an odyssey compared to many sports, it bears emphasizing that getting to the first game requires the running of an impressive gauntlet.
First, of course, there is the ten thousand hour rule which applies to the upper tenth of a percent of the high school talent pool. Only massive repetition allows a hitter to adjust subtle body mechanics at the right level to deal with ball movement typical of that level, and the same applies to the development of a somewhat effective slider or curve. And the difference between a .200 hitter at that level and a .250 hitter is like the difference between the four-ball juggler and the five-ball juggler - it's factors of time from one level to the next.
Then, some fraction of those players will find that magic talent/repetition combination that will attract a scout seeking to add to the ranks of roughly 4000 players participating in the MiLB system's 200+ teams. Then you are introduced to the schedule familiar to the major leaguer, but with much less comfortable travel.
"Finding a comfortable routine is especially important for a baseball player, since you are more or less doing the same thing for five straight months. And as a minor leaguer, a good portion of your routine inevitably rests atop eight big wheels.
As I write this article I am sitting through one of our four bus rides this week. Our bus pulled out of the stadium in Lakewood, N.J. at about 10:30 p.m., and we are scheduled to arrive back in Ohio at around 6 a.m. Pulling an all-nighter on a tiny coach bus is nothing out of the ordinary in the minors."
- Frank Herrmann, blogging about his Indians farm league experiences
Jim Thome, just honored by the Hall of Fame, had an unusually speedy and enduring pattern. A thirteenth round draft pick in 1989, he debuted in the majors late in the season two years later, and spent most of his lengthy career activated since then. More typical of the minor leaguer is a spottier pattern, only hinted at by these stats up a level:
"The average career of a Major League Baseball player is 5.6 years, according to a new study by a University of Colorado at Boulder research team. The study also revealed that one in five position players will have only a single-year career, and that at every point of a player's career, the player's chance of ending his career is at least 11 percent...
Between 1902 and 1993, 5,989 position players started their careers..."
- Science Daily, July 2007
This means that there was only room in all of twentieth century MLB for about a couple of seasons' worth of MiLB players, and plenty of backwaters. Dick Hayhurst talked about how he spent weeks in a slump, unable to figure out how to achieve control, and aware that he was sliding into a trough typical of players specifically deployed to "lost cause" games, and only those games, strictly to supply a warm body to fulfill the essential rule of having a pitching roster entry for a given inning.
"Ask a chameleon why it changes colors - it adapts." - Giants closer Brian Wilson
The notoriously flat interviews after a game - "You can roll over and quit, or keep battling... just looking for a good fastball to hit" (Blake DeWitt of the Cubs after a win, in this case) - really underline the sense of the usual behind the unusual: they "sit on" a fastball as they have hundreds of times before, hoping that this isn't the pitch that makes them look inept, and mutter as they walk away; tell themselves for the thousanth time as they leave the dugout, "just do what you always do, don't let them psych you out"; and every now and then, perhaps once every thirtieth game if they're lucky, have something go right enough that they are satisfied both that they were competent, and that they were seen by the fans and their teammates to be competent enough to warrant applause.
And even for an Albert Pujols or a Derek Jeter, the look back over the years is less a Marching Through Georgia and more a Groundhog Day.
n.b. The slog took a southerly turn for Billy Chamberlain, now a Chavez Ravine regular .
Friday, September 23, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
And Yes He Made the Pitchers Vomit
By Hazel Edith Gripp
(Note: Hazel Edith Gripp, once known as the Poetess Laureate of Baseball, wrote these two quatrains, circa 1960. They were discovered in her writing desk on the morning of her death. It’s not known if they belonged to her monumental Ode to Nicknames, or if they were a separate tribute. John Hilton, the great baseball historian and Hazel Gripp authority, has speculated that the poem was to be dedicated to Mickey Mantle. Research continues on the subject.)
And how could we forget the Mick
He used to make the pitchers sick.
He used to have the kind of swing
That made the baseball angels sing.
Also called the Commerce Comet
And yes, he made the pitchers vomit.
He made us jump and scream and shout
Even when he’s striking out.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
"Migod We're All Gonna Fry!"
Ray Mungo explains Chrees-masu.
DCF slaps an hysterical neighbor.
Steve Yeager's hearse driving cousin.
PLUS: More LA/SF acrimony!
All this and more in the latest Archive issue.
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Waiting to be Opened by Some Insectoid Heir
BD scofflaws appear in newspaper, cause state scandal!
Opening Day 1983!
Hats off to Three Finger Brown!
PLUS: Jack Hastings' Chavez Ravine photo essay!
All this and more in the latest Archive issue.
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Opening Day 1983!
Hats off to Three Finger Brown!
PLUS: Jack Hastings' Chavez Ravine photo essay!
All this and more in the latest Archive issue.
Go Here Now!
Friday, September 9, 2011
Among the Stars (for Thom Ross)
By Bob Stanley
When I was 8 we stood in practice side by side
Fred hit flies long after it was dark
(Dad told me he had a plate in his head
from shrapnel – the war – our manager)
Straining to see those balls he hit high in the night
we never caught the Seals that year
though forty years later I still remember
waiting, in the darkness, for something hard to find.
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Bible Baseball
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Insistent in the Dusk
(Photo by Rebel Shea http://www.ttnmc.com)
by Bob Stanley
It was about this time of night, when the grey
fringes toward slate and trees become only shadows.
My father was shadow too, out between home and first
he was arguing with Konnie Knudsen and the umpire,
the same one who had just called the game on account of darkness.
The Stars (our team) had scored and gone ahead in the top
of the inning. Or tied it. Anyway I remember this grey
discussion: three grown men (maybe 35?) My father Paul,
wise mentor of the noble Stars, wearers of grey and blue,
voice insistent in the dusk, convinced the game should go on,
and Konnie, bright-eyed and bold, coach of the dreaded
Salvage Shop Seals, our arch rival in red and white, Konnie,
who would the following year become my coach,
teach me the humiliation of the blue nosed gopher,
bring victory and glory within my grasp so that I could never
rest without it. He moved me to first base at age 9, where
I would stay for 6 years, until I became my own mirror image,
and moved to third. Now three and a half decades later,
I still move quietly to that spot in the line of fire, and wait
for that late inning rally which will bring me all the way back.
And now I think I know what it was my father fought for,
and now I know how it was that they could be friends,
and share in the teaching of a young man, not only then,
shouting in the fading light the rules of a game they knew
better than themselves, but in endless repetitions of field and toss,
of step and swing, of wrist and hand and eye.
Paul and Konnie drilling deep into the heart of a life,
there is a reason that we fight for one more inning,
another chance to find out what will happen, before it gets too dark.
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